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in the store: "How are you today?" "Well, my bank gave me a hot dog." ". . . .!"
overheard on 2012-05-18 14:17:18 §
in the store: "Do you think our staff can take [---] Books' staff?" "I dunno, I've never seen them. But I do fight dirty."
overheard on 2012-05-17 15:03:58 §
"You know it's a bad idea to get drunk with people you don't trust. It can lead to terrible things, like pregnancy, or karaoke."
overheard on 2012-05-11 15:02:42 §
in the store: "He's like Vanilla Ice, but not even that cool!" Ouuuuuccchhhh!
overheard on 2012-05-03 19:26:52 §
in the Cafe: "Once you throw in willies and such, I get overwhelmed."
overheard on 2012-04-26 19:03:45 §
"In the 90's there were all these books about beating addiction. Now it's vampires. What's next, vampires overcoming addiction?"
overheard on 2012-03-29 15:26:47 §
in the store: "She described it in terms that I would have been much happier had she never described it in."
overheard on 2012-02-03 18:51:59 §
"Sometimes, being chewed on by a hyena is Nature's way of telling you to take a break."
overheard on 2012-01-28 11:00:53 §
in the store: "I don't care how cute he is, I don't want to [deleted] someone who wipes out species! Not okay."
overheard on 2012-01-19 14:23:56 §
in the store: "What are you going to bribe her with?" "I dunno. Clothes, maybe. Probably money."
overheard on 2012-01-13 18:54:00 §