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in the store: "They seem nice enough; really, it's just that soul-sucking thing that's a problem."
overheard on 2010-04-28 15:35:32 §
"[Publisher's] covers never cease to amaze me. See, this dinosaur has a pompadour! He looks like the blond from Hall & Oates."
overheard on 2010-04-03 15:12:11 §
in the store: "It's crunchy & slimy at the same time; it's the candy of sadness & failure."
overheard on 2010-03-30 18:08:29 §
in the store: "If she puts on zombie makeup, I'll totally stroke her hair." Also, all DVD's 55% off today, 60% off tomorrow!
overheard on 2010-03-11 17:23:22 §
"Did I leave a[n]... umbrella with a little dongle on the handle of Winnie the Pooh dressed up as an amanita muscaria mushroom?"
overheard on 2010-03-10 11:23:23 §
in the store: "Awww, you have a face! 'Cause it'd be really creepy if you didn't."
overheard on 2010-03-09 21:18:47 §
in the store: "Have you ever tried to get cat placenta out of your shoes? Just forget it!"
overheard on 2010-03-06 14:52:50 §
in the store: "If she had thumbs, she'd be absolutely deadly!"
overheard on 2010-02-26 14:10:16 §