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I don't wanna kiss after I'm rimmed. I don't clean my own asshole with my tongue.
overheard on 2012-03-09 19:44:21 §
"I saw Family Feud the other day, in the middle of work."
overheard on 2012-02-18 19:37:42 §
Sir, how would you like to pay? Him: I'd like to bend over and be kicked.
overheard on 2012-02-06 12:46:35 §
at salon: The drinking age moved before. Ppl said if we can go to war, we can drink. But we didn't have those mad mothers then.
overheard on 2012-01-19 20:37:02 §
Overheard-- Bartender: Water will be your friend. Stranger: I'm too old for this. Bartender: For this? Stranger: Liquor.
overheard on 2011-10-07 22:36:07 §
about office: The 17th floor (mine) is like Katrina after the water went down.
overheard on 2011-04-15 17:11:53 §