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“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
overheard on 2011-08-18 14:40:03 §
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
overheard on 2011-08-17 14:15:05 §
“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”
overheard on 2011-08-15 14:00:04 §
“my laptop once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
overheard on 2011-08-14 14:40:04 §
“You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.”
overheard on 2011-08-13 14:00:06 §
“Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.”
overheard on 2011-08-12 14:55:03 §
“I want to die in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
overheard on 2011-08-11 14:05:20 §
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.”
overheard on 2011-08-09 14:15:03 §
“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”
overheard on 2011-08-07 14:00:07 §
"For personalization to work, you want to gain your customer’s trust and not abuse it"
overheard on 2011-07-24 14:59:02 §