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"Technology is anything invented after you were born."
overheard on 2012-05-22 09:32:16 §
“Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.”
overheard on 2012-02-29 13:37:44 §
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
overheard on 2011-12-16 14:55:03 §
"Sweat is the cologne of accomplishment."
overheard on 2011-11-19 14:15:02 §
Power is like cottage cheese -- it has an expiration date.
overheard on 2011-11-17 14:10:03 §
"Don't listen to what I say, listen to what I mean."
overheard on 2011-11-14 14:55:07 §
“Lite: the new way to spell ‘Light’, now with 20% fewer letters!”
overheard on 2011-08-30 14:35:04 §
“Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.”
overheard on 2011-08-29 14:10:04 §
“Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.”
overheard on 2011-08-23 14:15:06 §
“The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.”
overheard on 2011-08-22 14:30:05 §