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at the Peep: Hey! I was just about to text you a nekkid picture of me. (Other person) Don't bother. I got it on the internet.
overheard on 2010-03-09 18:13:46 §
"Hell, I've peed in the river they pulled it out of.". The "it" is beer, in case you're wondering.
overheard on 2010-02-25 18:03:29 §
"I've got brain worms.". "Hell, we've all got thim."
overheard on 2010-02-25 18:00:31 §
from a 12 year old:"Mom, I've decided to plunder my Target wealth.". I'm impressed...one doesn't get to use "plunder" every day.
overheard on 2009-12-29 12:39:58 §
at The Knob: "Her crack even had them in there."
overheard on 2009-10-29 18:42:00 §