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at The Ant Firm: "You should be outside, erupting, chewing on a raccoon."
overheard on 2012-04-23 10:08:31 §
at The Ant Firm: "I'm looking for a man in a green headband."
overheard on 2012-04-18 13:54:44 §
at The Ant Firm: "Oh, I get it. You do things because you can, like George W. Bush running for President."
overheard on 2012-04-18 08:28:08 §
at The Ant Firm: "You have someone named 'Dave' in your closet."
overheard on 2012-04-16 09:00:33 §
at The Ant Firm: "YOU are the brown acid Arlo Guthrie warned everyone about."
overheard on 2012-04-12 08:35:50 §
at The Ant Firm: "Ignore her. She thinks a taser to the groin constitutes foreplay."
overheard on 2012-04-11 08:44:27 §
at The Ant Firm: "I'm dressed like Strawberry Shortcake if she'd ever resorted to streetwalking."
overheard on 2012-04-10 11:37:19 §
at The Ant Firm: "I'm being followed on Google+ by an old age home in Serbia."
overheard on 2012-04-02 10:43:17 §
at The Ant Firm: "Seriously, a tampon is just a dust bunny with a string attached."
overheard on 2012-03-14 10:36:05 §
at The Ant Firm: "If your body tells you to eat an entire pound cake with a side of hamburger, DO IT!"
overheard on 2012-03-01 07:41:08 §