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at the bar: "If your definition of an amicable divorce is that I pushed him out of the upstairs window, then yes, it was."
overheard on 2011-07-07 16:50:21 §
at the bar: "I love it when it's his fault -- on the court or off."
overheard on 2011-07-07 16:44:25 §
at the bar: "Sure, he likes to be pampered -- but will he change the baby's diaper? -- never!"
overheard on 2011-07-07 15:41:43 §
at the bar: "I'm outgoing; he's distant. It won't be long, now, before he's out of sight."
overheard on 2011-07-07 15:40:04 §
a the bar: "Don't you dare try to soften me up before you give me a hard time!"
overheard on 2011-07-07 15:37:27 §
at the bar: "It's funny how things turn out when you're no longer into each other."
overheard on 2011-07-07 15:35:36 §
at the bar: "I missed him after he was gone; but I was right on target with the first shot."
overheard on 2011-07-07 15:32:07 §
at the bar: "I'm white tablecloths and candles; he's drive-thru. I'm hoping he's drive by too."
overheard on 2011-07-07 15:26:52 §
at the bar: "I'm common; he's common. Nothing's common up roses."
overheard on 2011-07-07 15:23:01 §
at the bar: "A victory dance is when he doesn't step on my feet."
overheard on 2011-07-06 19:20:51 §