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at the bar: "Now let me get this straight -- you think you're son's orthodontist is crooked?"
overheard on 2011-07-02 04:57:56 §
at the bar: "I'm always looking for more, now that I married Les."
overheard on 2011-07-02 04:51:43 §
at the bar: "I called the chef a cook, and now my goose is cooked."
overheard on 2011-07-02 04:50:33 §
at the bar: "I don't want to get down to the basics; I want to climb to the luxuries."
overheard on 2011-07-02 04:37:55 §
at the bar: "I thought you marched in a parade -- not float."
overheard on 2011-07-02 04:31:04 §
at the bar: "Is there a point to this story, or are you just being your usual dull self.
overheard on 2011-07-02 04:27:45 §
at the bar: "You are so calculating -- I just can't figure you out."
overheard on 2011-07-02 04:24:48 §
at the bar: "I do not have wax in my ears; I just have impacted cerumen in my auditory canals."
overheard on 2011-07-02 04:22:25 §
at the bar: "Who's the joker who scammed us with this early to bed, early to rise nonsense?"
overheard on 2011-07-02 04:20:14 §
at the bar: "It's alarming how many of my dreams are a wake up call."
overheard on 2011-07-02 04:17:11 §