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at security: I was paged. Did I forget my passport? Officer: yes'm and your phone. Me: 0_0
overheard on 2012-02-12 14:59:01 §
in my house: "YOU CAN PULL HIS ARMS OFF! THAT IS SO COOL."
overheard on 2012-01-19 13:02:50 §
in the next podcast: "The Fabio years were the best years."
overheard on 2011-09-13 08:07:14 §
on The Backyardigans: "I'm so happy! Our corn is on the news!"
overheard on 2011-09-09 14:00:33 §
at the bar: "Oh honey. He was wearing a tiny pair of white shorts, and he is thick hairy man... have mercy."
overheard on 2011-09-03 11:38:12 §
in my living room: "Mom, some dude's head just exploded on tv!"
overheard on 2011-08-31 13:07:42 §
at camp visiting day: "His favorite activity is GA GA." "The lady wearing the meat?!"
overheard on 2011-07-14 11:13:03 §
on nail salon tv: "Sex is an equal opportunity killer." I'll take my chances.
overheard on 2011-05-12 12:19:12 §
at restaurant: "show her how to make it bigger." "You spread your fingers like legs."
overheard on 2011-02-11 16:50:29 §
on PBR: "Look at the daylight under his butt."
overheard on 2011-01-29 18:57:40 §