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"what's a GILF?" second party explains... "Oh, hey! I'm a GILF!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaah."
overheard on 2012-05-02 15:50:37 §
"what's the plural of lamp?" "just lamp, like deer is deer."
overheard on 2012-04-09 09:58:39 §
"look at this penis" though, i'll admit, i probably misheard this one.
overheard on 2012-02-22 14:17:05 §
in Williamsburg: "I liked them before they got big" totally sincere. am i in a Portlandia skit?
overheard on 2012-02-16 13:23:35 §
some girl struggling to pronounce "ochocinco" #comeon
overheard on 2012-02-06 13:10:27 §
I think Eli is getting cuter. #dontfoolyourself
overheard on 2012-02-06 08:17:53 §
high school date: "when we get married, you're gonna have to have a c-section" #doesntknowwherebabiescomefrom
overheard on 2011-12-02 19:29:10 §
"her publicist will do the interview for us, and her publicist will take the photos." #yep #depressing
overheard on 2011-09-07 16:40:26 §
"you gotta wear sweatpants tho" I can only assume he's talking about Edward 40-Hands
overheard on 2011-05-23 19:24:41 §
at work: "It gets the job done," which reminded me I have Tecate in my fridge at home. #yes!
overheard on 2010-09-09 14:34:16 §