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in wal-mart: "NO! keep your panties on!"
overheard on 2011-06-13 21:08:49 §
at work: "i've had my toenails removed SEVEN TIMES."
overheard on 2011-06-03 12:13:06 §
at Target: "Do you sell recycled toilet paper?"
overheard on 2011-05-07 14:10:53 §
in in & out burger (on a thursday night): "tomorrow's my friday."
overheard on 2011-04-22 00:16:09 §
in the currie lobby: "what deodorant do you wear?" "old spice." "what scent?" "...ships."
overheard on 2011-04-21 22:35:13 §
outside dorm halls: "you throwing a tantrum would be funny, because you're so long!"
overheard on 2011-04-16 18:02:11 §
in the library: "is that like dunkin' donuts?" "no, dunkin' donuts is spelled C-A-N."
overheard on 2011-04-08 11:30:45 §
in class: "i think it's cool how I subconsciously put the swastika and the qur'an in black flames since they're both bad things."
overheard on 2011-04-08 10:32:13 §
in the T/M lobby: "Homework is the new Saturday morning cartoons."
overheard on 2011-02-18 13:36:07 §
in lit class: "this is a woman. she's not very attractive, apparently...she needs a sandwich."
overheard on 2011-01-24 11:48:25 §