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at BJ's: "if you eat fried coke or a donut-chicken sandwich, I reserve the right to call you fatass for the rest of your life."
overheard on 2010-07-08 00:39:30 §
at work: "Did you have a good fourth?" "Yeah, I celebrated with a fifth."
overheard on 2010-07-05 19:08:42 §
in a public bathroom: "I got a whitehead that could pass for a third eyeball!"
overheard on 2010-07-05 19:08:11 §
at the vans store: "i'm old enough to eat cornbread without choking myself."
overheard on 2010-06-25 22:32:34 §
outside class: "that material wasn't doin' me any good, so I had to go look at naked pictures on the internet."
overheard on 2010-05-13 13:32:54 §
on the ARC quad: "good luck with that. Didn't work too well for Barry Goldwater, though, so we'll see."
overheard on 2010-05-06 10:29:18 §
in census training: "bigamy really only works if you've got the right mentality."
overheard on 2010-04-28 08:10:16 §
in the parking lot: "I'm not gonna wrestle with it. Just pull out first." (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID)
overheard on 2010-04-25 23:57:13 §
at work: "how are you today?" "yep!" "uh..."
overheard on 2010-04-16 11:11:28 §
at college oak lightrail "how come spongebob's not in my predictive text?"
overheard on 2010-03-09 22:05:40 §