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at the bar: "Bartender, I asked for ice wine, not ice in my wine."
overheard on 2011-05-24 06:35:17 §
Overheard >> "If you can't beat 'em, drive them back under the rock they came from."
overheard on 2011-05-24 06:35:16 §
convo at school...girl: nigga I got heels longer than ur dick...boy: bitch I got Jordans cleaner than ur pussy....LLAMF
overheard on 2011-05-24 06:03:24 §
on katies phone call: "I'm on line at the wand shop, I think I might buy a wand....it coulddd work!"
overheard on 2011-05-24 06:03:24 §
my brother asking for pink hair dye last night. I am amused.
overheard on 2011-05-24 06:03:23 §
at work. "If you're entering your username, and the system is telling you it can't find that user, then you're entering it wrong"
overheard on 2011-05-24 06:03:23 §
in the newsroom: people exchanging doing the printer run for sexual favours.
overheard on 2011-05-24 06:03:22 §
a dude say he wished there was a female version of Viagra
overheard on 2011-05-24 05:30:48 §
at the bar: "I've stopped wondering why, and now I just focus on where, when, and how."
overheard on 2011-05-24 05:30:48 §
the professor telling the TA pop quiz on chapter 2. Currently cramming chapter 2 #rightplacerighttime
overheard on 2011-05-24 05:30:47 §