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at Work: Why isn't FC Dallas in Dallas? They play in a rich suburb 40 miles from the city, that's stupid. No wonder no one cares.
overheard on 2011-05-23 06:55:10 §
Overheard @ dentist: "your tongue is really strong"
overheard on 2011-05-23 06:55:09 §
in the office "Peanut butter M&Ms are like prechewed peanut M&Ms"
overheard on 2011-05-23 06:24:09 §
on bus: "I'm not saying we have to have sex each and EVERY time we get together but I DO think it would be best if..."(dude! TMI!)
overheard on 2011-05-23 06:24:08 §
at work: "I was so mad, I was fumigating!" Needless to say, I do not work at MENSA.
overheard on 2011-05-23 06:24:08 §
at Starbucks: The first generation makes all the money then the second generation blows it all and puts it in the bank.
overheard on 2011-05-23 06:24:07 §
word-for-word in Tesco: 'So I'm supposed to be flying to Marbella on Friday but there's this new ashberg isn't there'. Ashberg?
overheard on 2011-05-23 05:51:27 §
at the bar: "I read that it only takes a fraction of stupidity to decimalate your plans."
overheard on 2011-05-23 05:51:27 §
in Starbucks just now: "You know who I really like? that Francesca Batty-somethin. She is so talented!" @matthewgoodwin
overheard on 2011-05-23 05:51:27 §
a couple speaking in 50/50 mix of Cantonese and English. Sounds so wrong, yet so hip
overheard on 2011-05-23 05:51:26 §