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in the alley near my apt: "But I ain't got no baby momma though! I'm better than you." #wow
overheard on 2012-05-01 13:54:02 §
Santorum shouldn't get comfortable. Being the GOP front runner has about as much job security as being a coach for the Knicks!
overheard on 2012-02-23 13:14:53 §
near luxury boxseats: "Im still wearing that damn dress!!"- Evelyn Lozado's comments after Ocho and Patriots lose game. #Superbowl
overheard on 2012-02-05 19:03:00 §
"I may lie and cheat, but I don't steal!" ▸ There is some honor in that. Key word being "some".
overheard on 2012-02-04 16:30:20 §
Yeah, Im gonna stick with weed. Cocaine makes me nervous.-> 2 guys outside my gym in the alley smoking a joint #jesustakethewheel
overheard on 2012-01-18 14:10:52 §
I'mma have to watch you! You're tryna steal back the stuff I stole from you!!!
overheard on 2011-11-13 18:05:18 §
at the Walmart: Yeah, he's cute girl and he's tall. He's 5feet 12inches! 5' 12" = 6'. Our education system is failing us.
overheard on 2011-10-20 18:05:19 §