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"It's not so much a 'walk of shame' for me... More like a 'strut of satisfaction.'" -M
overheard on 2010-05-10 21:00:12 §
"I know! I just got out of prison so I only have one hyna, but I want more, you know?"
overheard on 2010-03-16 16:11:34 §
(phone conversation) "You wanna come play with my toenails?" ... "Are you sure? This is your last chance for a while." ... o.O
overheard on 2010-03-09 17:12:07 §
Damn it I'm gay remember!
overheard on 2010-02-27 22:48:02 §
"She said she's staying here cause she lives here." "She doesn't live here, this is a hospital" "Oh."
overheard on 2010-02-27 02:52:21 §
Overheard (girl): Man, don't you just hate it when people get over you.
overheard on 2010-02-27 01:36:43 §
Dude, I microwave'd a burrito so hot I couldn't eat it! Guess I'm not God.
overheard on 2010-01-11 17:57:38 §
about Disney's "A Christmas Carol"... 1: Wow Jim Carrey hasn't aged well. 2: Uh that's not really him, just life-like graphics.
overheard on 2009-12-06 16:23:09 §
"Nah I like it when he does that, it makes me scared, it's hot..."
overheard on 2009-11-23 23:23:03 §
I want to manipulate your smoke. -M
overheard on 2009-11-19 21:08:22 §