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"I wouldn't even poke that b!tch on Facebook." Wow lol
overheard on 2011-12-18 20:44:42 §
"Oh no, I left my bag of croutons open! Do you think they're gonna go stale?" Umm, what exactly do you think croutons are exactly?
overheard on 2011-10-17 15:26:03 §
"So if I find and collect a bunch of minks that died of old age, is it still wrong to make a coat and wear it?" -My bro
overheard on 2011-05-12 14:47:44 §
"I tried spelling gazpacho with google and got Nazi police instead." HILARIOUS!
overheard on 2011-04-28 12:04:33 §
How about you be a woman and man-up!? ... ... =|
overheard on 2011-02-10 22:17:59 §
Someone just compared me to Hitler. I did *Nazi* it coming. =)
overheard on 2010-10-29 12:09:50 §
Overheard @ Walmart: Lift with your knees not with your hands.
overheard on 2010-07-19 23:08:55 §
"It smells like Mary's knee."
overheard on 2010-07-19 00:45:13 §
They only want me when I'm dirty.
overheard on 2010-07-10 23:44:00 §
"WHY ARE YOU READING MY DIARY?!" Between two grown men lol
overheard on 2010-05-19 20:34:01 §