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Overheard @ Walmart: Lift with your knees not with your hands.
overheard on 2010-07-19 23:08:55 §
"It smells like Mary's knee."
overheard on 2010-07-19 00:45:13 §
They only want me when I'm dirty.
overheard on 2010-07-10 23:44:00 §
"WHY ARE YOU READING MY DIARY?!" Between two grown men lol
overheard on 2010-05-19 20:34:01 §
"It's not so much a 'walk of shame' for me... More like a 'strut of satisfaction.'" -M
overheard on 2010-05-10 21:00:12 §
"I know! I just got out of prison so I only have one hyna, but I want more, you know?"
overheard on 2010-03-16 16:11:34 §
(phone conversation) "You wanna come play with my toenails?" ... "Are you sure? This is your last chance for a while." ... o.O
overheard on 2010-03-09 17:12:07 §
Damn it I'm gay remember!
overheard on 2010-02-27 22:48:02 §
"She said she's staying here cause she lives here." "She doesn't live here, this is a hospital" "Oh."
overheard on 2010-02-27 02:52:21 §
Overheard (girl): Man, don't you just hate it when people get over you.
overheard on 2010-02-27 01:36:43 §