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You do realize Dick Clark passing means there won't be a New Year and the Mayans were right?
overheard on 2012-04-19 19:02:41 §
I want nothing more right now than to sit on his face while listening to 2Pac and eating Twizzlers. #ThugLife
overheard on 2012-02-04 15:45:24 §
My weakness for curls is shameful. If curls had a penis... It would be over for me. :::wait:::: Oh, they do?
overheard on 2012-02-03 17:52:15 §
"Twitter is not real. Neither is your opinion of me." That statement however, IS REAL.
overheard on 2012-01-30 19:47:26 §
"I once was infatuated with a DJ I couldn't see in the dark and a Nazi at the same time. True promiscuity has no qualms."
overheard on 2012-01-24 01:22:12 §
"He makes me want to throw on an apron, heels, and a tracking device." Ha!
overheard on 2012-01-16 11:06:25 §
How am I with the sexiest mutha f*cka I know and can't stop thinking about the one most full of sh*t?
overheard on 2011-12-24 16:21:16 §
"Ima start f*ckin with thug niggas. These pretty boys are pissing me off."
overheard on 2011-12-24 15:35:03 §
#ThatAwesomeMomentWhen you go from wanting to f*ck his face to calling him one. Love.
overheard on 2011-12-10 09:05:23 §
"I never knew I'd find a face that I'd enjoy sitting on so much. We should probably get matching temporary tattoos."
overheard on 2011-12-06 20:57:21 §