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1: Did it hurt? 2: No, but I'm probably gonna have a bruised vagina tomorrow.
overheard on 2011-05-19 23:29:24 §
I'm going to get some penis when I get off from here. I don't care WHAT time it is!
overheard on 2011-05-19 21:19:24 §
She was doing that for a reason. What's the reason? Attention.
overheard on 2011-05-17 20:57:52 §
Don't taste it. Close your mouth, girl.
overheard on 2011-05-17 01:19:58 §
We need all the women to get sexy right now. Repeat: all the women, sexy. Over.
overheard on 2011-05-17 00:36:45 §
Close your eyes and enjoy it as it sprays your face.
overheard on 2011-05-15 15:13:12 §
No. It's NOT back. But they're wearing it in the south.
overheard on 2011-05-15 10:53:20 §
1: I'm just gonna blow you. 2: Yeah, I'm cool with that.
overheard on 2011-05-13 02:43:59 §
The birds & the bees. The flowers & trees. A bitch on her knees tryna gobble up deez.
overheard on 2011-05-10 04:28:37 §
I figured green was for the money. I wasn't aware the gold was for the honeys, though.
overheard on 2011-05-10 04:07:48 §