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Why are you wearing a Missoni suit? That's Coogi of the Millenium.
overheard on 2011-06-05 14:28:44 §
I'm twisting and sitting on it and nothing's happening.
overheard on 2011-06-05 09:45:17 §
you have to twist the nipples
overheard on 2011-06-05 09:44:48 §
Any time you head down there and you get an apology for whatever you're about to find, you know it's gonna be a rough night.
overheard on 2011-06-04 20:06:12 §
Where's the guy who said "pop lock and drop it"?
overheard on 2011-06-03 18:16:58 §
I have to import my women to LA. Women here give me low self-esteem.
overheard on 2011-06-01 16:06:24 §
When she was younger she thought she was a lesbian. Then she got a boyfriend and had a baby. Now she's a lesbian again.
overheard on 2011-05-28 21:35:33 §
RT @MYLIFEISINFINIT: @JoannaSimkin if it ain't crack then it ain't living
overheard on 2011-05-28 21:15:50 §
But smoking is cool, though. It's back. You should take it up.
overheard on 2011-05-28 21:12:27 §
Attention! If you have a vagina and you're wearing *brand* don't eat SHIT!!!
overheard on 2011-05-28 21:02:18 §