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you know I have never in my life felt like Olivia until just now?
overheard on 2011-01-08 17:22:08 §
You will NOT hump me. I am the Dog Whisperer.
overheard on 2011-01-07 14:03:42 §
just because someone tells you they have feelings for you doesn't mean they can't f*ck your best friend!
overheard on 2011-01-07 13:55:45 §
Whatever happens in Vegas shouldn't come home in your throat.
overheard on 2011-01-04 22:10:17 §
that was the second time I've been offered coke in a month.
overheard on 2011-01-04 16:21:47 §
Rule #1. Stop hanging from chandeliers so early in the game. He woke up sucking his thumb.
overheard on 2011-01-04 14:48:28 §
aahhh. It feels so good in my throat.
overheard on 2011-01-04 13:35:36 §
BOOTS!!!! Uh ... With a Rainbow dress.
overheard on 2011-01-02 04:13:44 §
Son. You can't dougie to Michael Jackson. #WeepForDeYouthDem
overheard on 2011-01-02 00:56:37 §
If you're in the D-League, you should say you're an *aspiring* basketball player.
overheard on 2011-01-01 19:01:05 §