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I need a verified account. Who do I have to raw dog to get that blue check mark?
overheard on 2011-01-15 18:26:29 §
it's kind of good like that. But you have to suck on it too.
overheard on 2011-01-15 16:33:16 §
is this the porno with Treach in it?
overheard on 2011-01-15 03:09:38 §
Everyone' fat in there. You won't like it.
overheard on 2011-01-15 00:30:22 §
He has a vagina in the back of his head.
overheard on 2011-01-14 12:40:45 §
Person 1: I can't lie. I have too much Catholic guilt. Person 2: oh, I got over that.
overheard on 2011-01-14 12:40:23 §
I had to break up with him. I'm 23. I have to know threesomes are at least *possible* some time in the future.
overheard on 2011-01-14 12:39:39 §
She looks like the type of person who applies a lot of self tanner. To only her face.
overheard on 2011-01-13 21:34:08 §
When did I become the old bitch?
overheard on 2011-01-12 22:52:18 §
AGAIN (re: Terrence J on The Game) He's so dainty.
overheard on 2011-01-11 20:52:52 §