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I suck at blowing.
overheard on 2011-03-25 23:11:12 §
She did a home perm and burned her hairline. I'm pouring out a 40 for the baby hairs that ain't there.
overheard on 2011-03-24 10:30:13 §
is she still having sex with items?
overheard on 2011-03-23 21:44:14 §
He left her?! She ate all that coochie for no damn reason!
overheard on 2011-03-22 23:41:49 §
Can you stop licking your twat??
overheard on 2011-03-22 22:52:13 §
I tell him he has a tiny penis. To keep him from cheating. Out of embarrassment.
overheard on 2011-03-20 19:48:48 §
I would have LOVED to have taken HIM on Maury.
overheard on 2011-03-20 19:31:00 §
ok tell me if this is a Jewish thing. Or if it's not maybe you can tell me if it's a White thing.
overheard on 2011-03-19 23:49:49 §
All of the women in his life are crazy. Except me.
overheard on 2011-03-19 23:49:11 §
Why are we talking about poop?
overheard on 2011-03-18 21:59:47 §