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He gave me his card. I was hoping to see Owner and President, instead it said Actor and Writer. FML.
overheard on 2011-04-07 21:19:25 §
This is Hollywood. We can build her some titties.
overheard on 2011-04-07 18:04:37 §
Good drugs are good!
overheard on 2011-04-06 16:57:32 §
I love when hot people have twins. It just feels twice as good for the world.
overheard on 2011-04-05 20:41:32 §
That girls boobs are lopsided.
overheard on 2011-04-05 20:34:57 §
1 - he says I'm, like, a hard-core drug addict. 2 - well ... You kinda are. 1 - yeah, but he doesn't have to SAY it.
overheard on 2011-04-05 17:29:19 §
Hol up. Is Somaya fukkin for tracks?
overheard on 2011-04-04 21:44:38 §
The party was aight. It served it's purpose. You know. Get drunk, meet some chicks.
overheard on 2011-03-30 01:45:58 §
she smashed him with one boob. The other one had deflated.
overheard on 2011-03-30 00:33:42 §
I'm gonna "Meagan Goode" these shoes. Wear em every chance I get.
overheard on 2011-03-27 21:44:22 §