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1: I have cramps. 2: omg me too! 3: when I pictured myself with 3 chicks, it wasn't like this.
overheard on 2011-04-23 12:23:56 §
1: So, I had met this guy on Blackplanet- 2: You didn't say this was a scary story.
overheard on 2011-04-19 21:45:01 §
Overheard (in baby talk voice): You like salty titties?
overheard on 2011-04-19 15:34:27 §
Dick is a problem. - Jill Scott. #iCant
overheard on 2011-04-18 21:34:19 §
There's a statute of limitations between giving up the p*ssy and when you can ask for money.
overheard on 2011-04-18 19:10:11 §
"you want this life I've created for us? Where's my fucking RING?!"
overheard on 2011-04-18 19:05:10 §
I didn't dress for jail. But I'm pretty sure they're gonna give me some shit to wear.
overheard on 2011-04-18 10:16:20 §
This apple juice is so good I wanna drink it out of a baby bottle lying down. While someone wipes Desitin on my ass.
overheard on 2011-04-17 20:13:23 §
if I'm planning on doing #HoShit later, I need to do a better job of shaving.
overheard on 2011-04-17 11:53:29 §
People who have too much to say, rarely have ANYthing to say.
overheard on 2011-04-16 13:36:44 §