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Do I put it in my mouth first, or do I squirt?
overheard on 2011-04-28 19:13:14 §
I wanna travel the world with kanye and look for the flyest credenza's.
overheard on 2011-04-27 23:18:27 §
If I start a petition for magnums 2 be available by prescription only would u sign it?
overheard on 2011-04-27 21:10:28 §
I feel like I know him from somewhere. Did I have sex with him? I'm kidding. Don't overhear that!!!!
overheard on 2011-04-26 21:36:00 §
He's corny. He's kinda like a Reggie Bush type. #IGetItCompletely
overheard on 2011-04-24 15:58:38 §
like the great philosopher Biggie Smalls said, "if the head right, Biggie there e'ry night'".
overheard on 2011-04-24 15:33:00 §
I saw Suge Knight last night. But he looks like Suge Evening right about now.
overheard on 2011-04-24 15:20:05 §
is it big? Like, urinary tract infection big? Or just big? #EasterTalk
overheard on 2011-04-24 14:02:12 §
1: He's an aspiring rapper. 2: what does he do for money, though?
overheard on 2011-04-24 13:07:29 §
he's cute, tall, muscles. But the best part: on our 1st date, he ate me out for 45 minuites. O_o #EasterTalk
overheard on 2011-04-24 13:05:41 §