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I'd just watched Grease so I told him I was in beauty school. That God Flashdance wasn't on, I'd have told him welding school.
overheard on 2010-07-26 21:14:44 §
60 year olds give great head. Trust me.
overheard on 2010-07-25 14:29:33 §
I love being in the strip club in the day time. The liquor's cold and the strippers aren't sweaty yet.
overheard on 2010-07-22 13:34:12 §
is that T-Pain drivng that street team van?
overheard on 2010-07-21 16:54:37 §
All we did was f*ck and eat steak.
overheard on 2010-07-19 12:31:27 §
anytime you just wanna rub me down.... #holla
overheard on 2010-07-19 08:36:45 §
My mom can probably blow it. O_o
overheard on 2010-07-18 14:41:52 §
You have to bite it while you blow it.
overheard on 2010-07-18 14:41:02 §
(via a White girl) That sounds like some White folks shit. Why are y'all going?
overheard on 2010-07-17 17:29:19 §
My butt was burning so bad yesterday I had to rub it in my sleep
overheard on 2010-07-17 09:34:13 §