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My hair alone stunts on these bitches.
overheard on 2011-06-17 17:17:32 §
if I saw him in a pair of J's, he might get head in the car.
overheard on 2011-06-14 22:16:34 §
I don't have a twat. I don't use that word. I have a va-shaw-shaw.
overheard on 2011-06-10 22:34:47 §
(In A Disappointed Voice) I'm sober now.
overheard on 2011-06-10 04:38:48 §
I kan not participate in anything where there is a dog in sportswear!
overheard on 2011-06-09 23:04:45 §
It's not a porn, it's just crack.
overheard on 2011-06-08 23:58:04 §
Can you do my brows before the weekend? I wanna try to have sex Friday or Saturday night. Brows are essential.
overheard on 2011-06-08 20:08:15 §
1. I just knew I wanted something cheap, hot and Asian. 2: That's What He Said.
overheard on 2011-06-07 21:10:21 §
Just get naked, baby. When in doubt, get naked.
overheard on 2011-06-07 17:56:48 §
He keeps it gangsteR no matter what.
overheard on 2011-06-07 17:09:34 §