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"You have stubble on the small of your back and under your butt. It hurts." #POW
overheard on 2010-03-08 11:01:19 §
"Well, my serotonin inhibitors are fucked."
overheard on 2010-02-23 11:16:38 §
"This lighter is hoot as fuck." *pause* "uhhh... did you say 'hoot'?"
overheard on 2010-02-19 01:11:08 §
"Chubby isn't the word! They were 'chubby' when they were 3!"
overheard on 2010-02-17 13:18:41 §
"I gets no love when you're in the Twit-Zone!" ( I like that! Imma be in my 'Twitzone...')
overheard on 2010-02-15 23:23:45 §
"How ole' the fuck you is, niggah?" *bLinks twiCe* wow...
overheard on 2010-02-10 16:08:39 §
"He sings, dances, and tells jokes. Which crackers LOVE!"
overheard on 2010-02-08 15:53:29 §
"Your face just looked so slappable that time!"
overheard on 2010-02-08 14:38:02 §
"Man, i mean...are you sure you aren't pregnant?? Did you like slip, fall, and land on a dick?" #POW
overheard on 2010-02-02 21:31:57 §
"Why would I yell into the microphone? I'm not a Baptist preacher!"
overheard on 2010-02-02 20:17:37 §