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"I couldn't let anyone know I was drowning..." So your pride wouldn't you drown? O_o ehh whatever works!
overheard on 2010-05-17 10:29:15 §
overheard] "no, he's gone eat yall for suppper!" #countrytweet
overheard on 2010-05-09 00:49:15 §
"Hmmm...you out here cakin, huh? Out here bakin the Sarah Lee, huh?" [faints]
overheard on 2010-05-03 00:19:33 §
"I wanna kiss you on the lips."
overheard on 2010-04-10 19:15:29 §
"His ex girlfriend left him for a bLack man! And he thinks im gonna do the same thing, but im NOT! I swear im not!" wowza.
overheard on 2010-04-07 20:08:05 §
"I loved my husband to death...until I just didn't no more. He's my ex." Uhhh wow. LoL
overheard on 2010-04-06 14:43:47 §
"Ooh lawd...I went to Miami and had too much fun. Came back pregnant! haaaa!" #Dead #BasicAsHell
overheard on 2010-03-12 11:22:30 §
"As your meat comes up you gotta slap it."
overheard on 2010-03-09 21:21:36 §
"Wait, can you smell my underarms?" *pause* "no, I think that's his carpet."
overheard on 2010-03-09 16:50:04 §
"If Jesus wanted me to be skinny, I will be. At some point." LMFAO.
overheard on 2010-03-08 11:25:49 §