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"...Mentally toying with my vagina."
overheard on 2012-05-06 15:46:25 §
"My blunt looked like a Harry Potter wand."
overheard on 2012-03-17 09:23:42 §
"A bunch of angry white people on Bikes!" #CriticalMass
overheard on 2011-08-17 20:16:23 §
"Where's she from, like Cambodia? There's a puppy on that flag." (I fainted)
overheard on 2011-08-03 19:31:31 §
"I'm retired. I don't do shit."
overheard on 2011-07-10 00:11:40 §
"Just because I used to fuck your brother doesn't mean I fuck with you!"
overheard on 2011-05-03 15:59:07 §
"we should have a party in 3D!" 0_o
overheard on 2011-04-13 12:49:06 §
"but bet imma fuck you up" *wink*
overheard on 2011-03-31 20:15:38 §
"Ducks don't eat breadcrumbs..." *pause* "What about ducks in the wild? Do they eat wild breadcrumbs?"
overheard on 2011-02-14 23:18:38 §
"i know she doesn't love me like you cause she didn't suck my strap." O_o
overheard on 2011-01-08 13:45:19 §