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"she's got the body to fuck with a Dominican dude, but not the dad for it"
overheard on 2011-03-24 11:37:45 §
"I even bought her breakfast this morning, I tricked McGriddles on that heaux."
overheard on 2011-03-04 07:47:39 §
"Rihanna has Madonna's torso and Madea's thighs."
overheard on 2011-02-20 18:56:25 §
"above the table and below the table...IT. ALL. JUST. HAPPENED!"
overheard on 2011-02-02 18:39:58 §
"try the cream"
overheard on 2011-02-02 18:36:28 §
"i'm more than just a wet mouth."
overheard on 2010-12-31 11:52:07 §
"next first date I have, I'm taking a sh*t at his place...just to get it out of the way."
overheard on 2010-12-12 22:51:25 §
"the DiddyDirtyMoney album hasn't leaked yet because the internet doesn't care about Sean Combs."
overheard on 2010-12-07 06:27:38 §
"R. Kelly could fuck my daughter." © @jddapper
overheard on 2010-12-06 15:13:12 §
"this girl smelled like she'd been wrestling an alligator."
overheard on 2010-11-17 15:16:08 §