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"tomorrow's gonna be weird...my husband doesn't know I'm single yet."
overheard on 2011-05-07 13:07:13 §
"it's not a flip phone...it's an iPhone nano."
overheard on 2011-05-07 09:37:03 §
"it's too bad y'all broke up, you were more attractive when you were in a relationship."
overheard on 2011-04-25 16:31:05 §
"i'm concentrating on my game with your mom"
overheard on 2011-04-20 14:44:14 §
"I am not your average gay guy. I look like my mother, but I fight like my father."
overheard on 2011-04-14 07:34:49 §
"I don't need everybody on my lap"
overheard on 2011-04-13 09:54:45 §
"you not just gonna sit on my lap and fart on me"
overheard on 2011-04-12 13:09:24 §
"she doesn't run, she gallops."
overheard on 2011-03-31 10:59:15 §
"if my cookie gets burnt, I'm gonna be mad at myself."
overheard on 2011-03-27 17:29:45 §
"it's nasty and dry now, don't touch it."
overheard on 2011-03-25 12:31:32 §