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"your dried up pum pum."
overheard on 2011-07-14 18:48:46 §
I don't like sluts because I love them.
overheard on 2011-06-30 17:50:08 §
"wait, Marsha sings in American?"
overheard on 2011-06-26 19:35:49 §
"did Rocsi get that dress from Wet Seal?"
overheard on 2011-06-26 15:05:07 §
"she knows orgy etiquette."
overheard on 2011-06-24 19:16:59 §
"I feel good...like negative paternity test good!"
overheard on 2011-06-12 11:42:35 §
"my name is Dwight, like d'white around your lips"
overheard on 2011-05-21 16:39:05 §
"I'll fight my momma...and my momma can box."
overheard on 2011-05-21 16:27:02 §
"as soon as the tip hits your mouth you get happy."
overheard on 2011-05-14 14:48:11 §
"we each need nozzles to suck on."
overheard on 2011-05-14 14:08:51 §