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"I think I ripped the foreskin off my shit last night."
overheard on 2009-11-14 12:37:04 §
"I'm not seeing a judge until monday."
overheard on 2009-11-14 11:47:50 §
"I feel like the chimpanzee, I don't know what the fuck I did!"
overheard on 2009-11-14 11:29:51 §
*hand squeeze* "she doesn't have a penis, she's just spongy"
overheard on 2009-11-14 10:42:24 §
Him: "I've been watching videos, I can please you better than she does." Her: "You the wrong kind of pussy."
overheard on 2009-11-10 06:27:57 §
"I'm getting a strawberry soda and going home" #hoodshit
overheard on 2009-11-08 15:22:39 §
"I'm not seeing Precious...I don't really fuck with Lord Of The Rings"
overheard on 2009-11-08 12:41:33 §
"there you go on that Jesus Christ shit again."
overheard on 2009-10-30 09:09:20 §
"you're not smarter than a 5th grader" (two adults arguing)
overheard on 2009-10-29 07:52:50 §
"that 50 Cent looking bitch is gonna get dick or die trying"
overheard on 2009-10-26 21:54:05 §