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If their soaps are fast, their porn must be like a rocketship!
overheard on 2012-05-12 10:10:42 §
I am guessing, Helen, she's had her fingers on yours a few times.
overheard on 2012-04-11 21:35:48 §
I'm looking for a hot Asian chick. Oh, no, that's not who I'm meeting, but I'm REALLY looking for one.
overheard on 2012-04-05 10:55:22 §
You want a million dollars? Scrub a man's junk! (Thanks #AmazingRace)
overheard on 2012-03-25 18:03:55 §
There's not a Hallmark card for "Sorry I dropped your baby!"
overheard on 2012-03-22 19:06:30 §
Most of the time you get a mouthful of dust when you do it.
overheard on 2012-03-15 16:40:47 §
Don't knock it. It's when they STOP offering to show you their hoo-has that you have to worry.
overheard on 2012-03-13 18:50:58 §
I really think he was just trying to see what was in my butt.
overheard on 2012-02-28 14:28:53 §
OVERHEARD (before I ran for my life LMAO): You ain't from around here, are ya?
overheard on 2012-02-28 11:20:41 §
I make Miss Prissy look like a whore!
overheard on 2012-02-19 13:25:28 §