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"Now I'm just wondering how much is his d*ck worth 'cause my ears r ready to fall off."
overheard on 2011-07-15 21:33:09 §
"Hand f**king! But she keeps skeet-skeet-skeeting on my palm!" @dopeboySHAKE @nnekbone
overheard on 2011-06-17 20:38:09 §
"There's nothing wrong w/ Kim Jong Il. He owns a fucking country!"
overheard on 2011-05-25 19:20:08 §
"Uggs make my penis soft." - WJP, IV
overheard on 2011-04-23 19:53:33 §
"What's the 1st book u ever read?" "That 1 w/dinosaurs+volcanoes." "The Land Before Time?" "Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"
overheard on 2011-04-14 20:02:17 §
"I enjoy all the drug dealers that I had in my life." @_ambassador
overheard on 2011-04-07 20:26:20 §
"I caught these mice, put 'em in a bucket, put on the Nancy Sinatra 'Bang, Bang', got the bb gun. It was real NCFOM." - WJPIV
overheard on 2011-04-07 17:27:35 §
"Someone sent me a twitter request. I didn't even know I was on Twitter!"
overheard on 2011-03-17 18:09:16 §
Overheard @ #superbowl last nite: "is that Obama? No, Jesse Jackson? No. Condoleeza Rice."
overheard on 2011-02-07 17:19:29 §
"When u fly into Hong Kong, @ the airport there's a separate line just for Filipinos."
overheard on 2011-01-21 17:57:03 §