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"Ansel if you'd quit breaking your arm you could have your meat in big pieces" #ethan (Ansel complained mom cut his meat)
overheard on 2011-08-18 18:23:31 §
"Please stop taking about my thighs...I'm going to go put some pants on" #familybdayparty
overheard on 2011-06-11 16:01:11 §
Overheard "I'm not so sure their balls are that ballsy" #towHitch
overheard on 2011-06-03 12:05:00 §
some teen boys walking by my house "A hot pocket and a doughnut, that's all I ate today."
overheard on 2011-05-24 16:34:13 §
"lol katz should open a restaurant chain" @digiRT ..me: (would the burgrz be 4 catz #tuna or OF cats #felinebgrz)
overheard on 2011-05-23 22:59:43 §
"College students are dumb, and don't always know what they are talking about" ~ Ethan, age 8 #acmekids
overheard on 2011-05-14 18:21:31 §
"The older you get, the less smelly it is when you fart" #MIL
overheard on 2011-05-04 12:19:34 §
shopping @ Lowes: "See that boy over there...you were just like that when you were younger." #acmekids
overheard on 2011-04-14 16:18:55 §
"did every single one of you guys throw up last night?" #yup #fratlife
overheard on 2011-04-08 13:57:28 §
"Ethan is going to take off my butt!" #acmekids
overheard on 2011-04-02 13:13:30 §