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"I may be polish, but I'm not this stupid"
overheard on 2009-01-09 16:30:42 §
on TV. "To manage my weight I go to Wal-Mart" (maybe that's my problem... forget the gym!)
overheard on 2009-01-06 03:57:58 §
@ restaurant "Mom dad is taking too long in the bathroom taking pictures. (wall read like craigslist rants & raves w/ debates)
overheard on 2009-01-02 20:16:41 §
"Sometimes the mailman is a mailwoman" (not so good if questioning who your daddy is!)
overheard on 2008-12-30 20:30:17 §
in Montana "Gary Nelson says the check engine light needs a piece of black tape over it" (Gary is a mechanic btw)
overheard on 2008-12-25 00:51:30 §
leaving church, "I wish there were a Christian way to flip someone off."
overheard on 2008-12-21 19:54:14 §
St a corporate party. "acmeDiffuser, so that's your secret."
overheard on 2008-12-14 02:43:31 §
from wife, "Are you going to put your pants or just your jacket"? my reply, "That's why they pay me the big bucks."
overheard on 2008-12-12 00:38:43 §
"They wanted to be shot (photographed) on the tracks?" Reply, "Ya, they pretty much all do, I could do an entire satire on this"
overheard on 2008-12-09 01:03:25 §
"I think that's how people should loose weight. (In a drug induced comma) Forget stomach stapling"
overheard on 2008-12-08 23:54:06 §