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someone talking about getting a clit enlargement. What an idiot. You can't enlarge something that doesn't exist.
overheard by savvystrider on 2012-05-17 15:49:09 §
"You're a great person and I really like you! You are! But I'm sh*gging someone else" #Poet #Lad
"STEPHANIE! Where did YOU come from?! How did you get there so quietly?!" Bahahaha... My 6-year old cousin.
overheard by hellocookie on 2012-05-17 15:47:01 §
in the Office: "Well, some days you get to be the baby, and some days you get to be the diaper." #deepthought
overheard by seesarawrite on 2012-05-17 15:46:46 §
Stop stepping on the pipe! Words to make my confidence in plumbers grow! #renovations
in Kroger. "I mean have you had sex with him before? He has a truly amazing dick"
overheard by rickarrddd on 2012-05-17 15:42:33 §
in SF: "You were drunk and you insisted she was Mexican, even though she wasn't. You got angry when she didn't speak Spanish!"
I swear to God she should have an emotional biohazard symbol tattooed on her forehead. In bright red ink. Exclamation pointed.
overheard by PopeyeBarrnumb on 2012-05-17 15:39:13 §
at the airport: "Are these your teeth or mine?" Obviously they're not yours, Creepy Man, because yours are clearly in your mouth.
at the restaurant: "well i was gonna have a glass of water but...im gonna have a glass of wine."
overheard by rachelannimal on 2012-05-17 15:37:02 §